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CHARACTER BIO TIME!

JAMES WALKER: A glasses wearing, black hoodie clad bad tempered teenager of dark hair and slightly dysfunctional sanity. Most of this hotheads (who hails from Chilliwack B.C.) time revolves around keeping Collin and Jasper in line, riding his dirtbike, and drawing to his hearts content. He also sports some VERY colorful language. (Example. "THE FUCKING FUCK YA FRUITY TWATBAG RUSTY CUNT BUCKET DOUCHE CANOE!? WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?") He possesses an intense fear of Demons of literally any type, and he cannot tolerate Succubi. (He's fought interdimensional beings who could've destroyed the universe, but a mere Succubus turns him into the biggest baby. Yeah, his mates also agree that's a little odd.) The keeper of the Omega Pencil. A magic pen with the capacity to bring whatever he writes or draws in his book to life. Which might have something to do with how he came to the interdimensional plains.

JODIE DEANS: James walkers best friend and companion through thick and thin. No matter how ridiculous the situation. He's a lot more chill than his best friend though, and often doesn't think much of gigantic monsters. He is also inhumanly adept with electric guitar, and he and his band, The Hells Angels, strive for universe wide recognition. He likes his women like he likes his wings: Hot, as is evident by Penny, his girlfriend. He is also tagged along by Sarah, his sporty little sister. He is the carrier of the Magic Satchel.

ALEX HENDERSON: The Hells Angels shy bassist, and closest friend of Ivan or Ragezilla. Alex, of German/Scandinavian origin, is a character who makes up for his inability to swim with the unwavering loyalty he brings to the table. With as timid and shy as he tries to present himself as, always seems the chick magnet at the end of the day. His secret? Well he's got a multi-purpose robotic right arm that makes his playing skills insane for one, but lets just say there's more than that which is robotic on this guy. He is also stupidly easy to arouse. One centimeter of cleavage, he's got a hard-on he cannot hide or get rid of till he rubs it out. And he has to do that pretty far away: Because he puts out like a firehose, which must be why sperm banks like him so much.

IVAN/RAGEZILLA NIKOLAI: Not a human, but a Kaijusaurus of Russian origin. Kaijusaurus are humanoid/monster experiments that resulted in a kin with dark grey scaly skin, fire breathing, antlers jutting from their heads and sharp teeth, as well as a frightening ability to turn into 50 story fire breathing monsters in times of intense rage. Ivan serves as secondary guitarist for Hells Angels. While little is in fact known of him, he and Alex share a particularly close friendship, and his staunch demeanor and iron determination make him a valuable friend. And while he is called "Ragezilla." As a nickname, in truth he never really gets that mad over the little things and usually is quite chill and keeps to himself mostly. It's when a threat to his mates arises that the problems start. Ivan has an appreciation for anything fast, loud and petrol stinking, as is evident of his Harley. Was his idea to bring a trailer of four quads with them thankfully, so it won't just be about fishing and dodging Succubi. He wields the primal dusters.

THE TWINS: Collin and Jasper are the classic competitive twin brother duo: They'll fight over everything and then nothing. The brotherly duo who hail from the British isles aren't really bad people, they just are a little immature and tend to forget the bigger picture, which is why they are James's favorite people to shout at when angered, which he often is. While Jasper is more into rock and such, Collin is a heavy rap lover, using his capabilities to come up with rhyming insults to arouse his brothers ire. Both however are huge video game junkies and can certainly hold their own in a fight with laser shooting pea-shooters, granted that is they don't decide to have an argument or fight instead.

HENRY STONE: Jodie's cousin and drummer for Hells Angels. He has a bit of an unhealthy love for dangerous stunts. (Motorbike jumps, shooting himself from rockets the like.) Also a bit of an uncle figure to Sarah as she and her brother were displaced from their family in youth. While he can get a little cocky at times, and find himself in situations he didn't prepare for beforehand, he nevertheless is certainly not weak. And has no problem making up his way out of things on the spot. He wields the Ultros shield which is entirely indestructible and can also turn into a shield, a laser gun, a sword, even a coffee machine.

PENNY MORRIS: Jodie's girlfriend and occasional collaborator with his band via piano and voice. She also serves as the doctor for the pals, and although she does enjoy the nutbar packs company, she does question how often they should be hurting themselves. She's a very inquisitive type, and believes there to be an answer to every question. Which is why she is investigating ancient documents concerning who might be responsible for the Omega pencil's creation. She is also the one trying to convince James to "End this story, so he could continue his own." Just to hint at a bit more of James' character. Her weapon is the Katana of Justice.

SARAH DEANS: The tag-along and primary brains for an entourage of friends who otherwise have none. When she isn't helping them, she can often be found hoverboarding, skateboarding, snowboarding, skating, rollerblading or playing any kind of sport. She has a very free spirit about her, with little regard for authority, though that probably is her greatest weakness as some authority she does need to watch over her. But all the same, she's one tough cookie, and if you wanna kick her ass, you gotta catch her first. Her weapon is the mighty slingshot.

Well they don't leave at once because they mix up the information of where their going. (For example, they thought they were going to camp felled trail, but they took a wrong turn, and now it's Felarya instead.) How they got there? Since Felarya's an interdimensional world, they got their via amulet of infinity: A stone that lets them travel dimensions. So TONS of things could've gone wrong.

Collin and Jasper probably hook the console up to the camper van to power it and the Wi Fi, which of course they didn't count on being nonexistent.

And the only reason James doesn't bail? He might be sensible, but he'll do it out of terror. And if he's scared to death, he'll likely make no logical decisions and hurt himself instead. So it's up to the group to make sure he keeps his cool.

I think the story should end with all of them getting safely home, and James saying something along the lines of "I'd rather rip off my dick and throw it in the river than visit that hellhole again."